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  I set the stopwatch on my phone and read a chapter in a thriller as she blows out her hair. Something about this moment feels very domestic. Like we really are a couple, and I’m waiting for my woman to get ready to go out.

  Hmmm.

  Maybe because that’s precisely what’s happening.

  Except the part about us being a real couple.

  When the buzzer sounds, she’s done, so I put my phone in my pocket. After she winds up the dryer cord, she snaps her fingers. “We forgot one very important thing.”

  “What’s that?”

  “How did we know?”

  “How did we know what?”

  “Duh. That we were in love.” She says it so sweetly, so convincingly, that for a second my mind goes blank. I forget we’re rehearsing, and I simply stretch back in time and try to pinpoint. Then the reality smacks me, and I laugh to myself. We’re not in love. We’re playing pretend. So as we leave her bathroom, I tell her what I told my dad this morning about how we came together.

  “That’s not enough,” she says, her heels clicking on the hardwood floor as we cross the short distance to her sliver of a kitchen.

  “Why not?” I ask, as she grabs a cold pitcher of iced tea from the fridge and I take two glasses from the cupboard. She’s particular about her iced tea. Makes it herself with these tea bags from Peets that she orders on Amazon, since Peets isn’t in New York.

  “We need more details,” she says as she takes a drink. “I bet Mr. Offerman’s daughters will be the first to sniff out a lie. Girls are smart like that, and if his daughters catch on, you bet they’re telling Daddy. We need this solid. So, it was one night at the bar when we supposedly realized we had it bad for each other, right?”

  “Yes. Just a few weeks ago. It all happened quickly.”

  “But how did it start? Specifically? What was that one thing that started our romance?”

  “Charlotte, it was my dad I told the story to. He didn’t ask.”

  “But women will,” she points out, then wiggles her bare fingers. “Once I’ve got that ring on, all the women will be cooing over it and asking for the details of how we fell in love. Probably tomorrow at dinner. We need a story,” she says emphatically as she paces in the small kitchen. Then her eyes light up with excitement. “I got it! One Thursday night at The Lucky Spot, over a glass of wine after closing time, you made a joke about how everyone thinks we’re a couple, and I said ‘maybe we should be one.’ And then there was an awkward pause in the conversation,” she says, her tone softening, as if she’s reminiscing about that fateful night.

  I go next, picking up the Mad Libs thread of our make-believe love story. “Only it wasn’t awkward. It was simply right,” I say, shooting her my best love-struck smile. “And we admitted then that we had feelings for each other.”

  “And we had the hottest kiss ever. Obviously.”

  I scoff. “Not just the hottest kiss. We had the hottest sex ever,” I say, because I have to up the ante like that.

  She blushes, stays silent, and finishes her iced tea. I take another drink of mine and then place both glasses in her dishwasher, lining them up neatly on the top row, just like she prefers.

  “Then to keep it simple, let’s pretend you proposed to me at the bar last night, since that’s where it all started. You proposed after everyone left. You got down on one knee and said you couldn’t even wait to get me a ring, but I had to be yours.”

  “Perfect. Love it. Easy to remember.”

  I close the dishwasher, and she meets my gaze. Her brown eyes are soft and sweet. “Spencer. Thank you.”

  I give her a look like she’s crazy. “For putting the glasses in the dishwasher?”

  “No. For putting up with all that.” She waves in the general direction of the rest of her apartment. “I was kind of putting you through your paces now. But I needed to feel like we could pull this off.”

  “Do you now? Do you feel like you’re on your way to becoming Mrs. Holiday?”

  She laughs. “That’s funny. Those are two words that we’ll never hear together again,” she says, running her hand absently down my arm as we leave the kitchen. “You’re the avowed bachelor for life.”

  I nod, confirming my status. Total playboy. One hundred percent swinging single. No need to lasso this free bird. “Absolutely.”

  She reaches for her purse on her living room table. “Wait. There’s just one more test.”

  “You’re going to make me jump through another hoop? Sheesh. You are a pistol.”

  She huffs. “I hardly think selecting my panties is some Herculean task. But be that as it may, this test is for me. It’s the final test to make sure I’m ready to walk into your dad’s store in our first public appearance as Mr. Holiday and his bride-to-be.”

  I cross my arms, waiting to see what she’ll do next.

  She looks me right in the eye, her lips a straight line, her expression starkly serious. “I need you to try to tickle the truth out of me.”

  I arch an eyebrow skeptically. “For real?”

  She nods. “Absolutely. You know it’s my weakness,” she says, backing up to her soft gray couch, and flopping down amidst a sea of pillows in blues, reds, and purples. She loves jewel-toned colors. As she lies across the cushions, the golden blonde strands of her hair fan out over a royal blue pillow. “Do it,” she commands. “I need to know I won’t cave. I need to prove to myself that even the torture of tickling won’t make me give up the secrets of my best friend.”

  I unbutton my cuffs and roll up my shirt sleeves to my forearms.

  “Don’t go easy on me,” she says.

  “Not in my nature.”

  “Make me squirm. Make it pure torture. Make me want to give it up. That’s the only way we’ll know if I can truly handle this charade for the next week.”

  I hold my hands out wide. “All I can say, Snuffaluffagus, is you’re on.”

  I run the few feet to the couch and go for it. I am a ferocious tickler and a tenacious competitor, and even though this is Charlotte, I’m not going to let up. Diving in, I tickle her waist, and in a nanosecond, she is wiggling.

  “Admit it—you’re not really engaged to Spencer Holiday,” I say, like a harsh cross-examiner.

  “He’s going to be my hubby, I swear,” she shrieks as I tickle harder, digging in.

  “I don’t believe you. Tell the truth. It’s all an act. He made you do it.”

  She squeals as she thrashes back and forth in a wild attempt to scramble away from me. Her uncontrollable laughter ripples through her. “I’ve been crazy about him forever.”

  “I don’t believe you,” I bark, as I grapple with her hips. She might as well be an eel, she’s fighting so hard to wiggle away. She practically burrows into the couch pillows to escape my tickling. But I’m strong, and I’ve got her pinned. I move up her sides, and she arches her entire back in a curve.

  “Oh my God, no!”

  Holy shit. She is beyond ticklish. This is epic ticklishness. Her face is all scrunched up, her nose is crinkled, and her mouth is wide open as she laughs ceaselessly.

  “Why? Why are you crazy about him?” I demand as I try to break her down with rib tickles. In a knee-jerk reaction, she literally does just that—jams her knee into my stomach to try to make me stop. I block it, and her kneecap grazes my hip. Doesn’t even hurt.

  “Because,” she says on a breathless pant, as my fingers race up her sides, “he makes me laugh.”

  I’m near her armpits now. “Why else?”

  “Because he opens the door for me,” she says, hitting a high note on the last word as I reach her most ticklish spot.

  “One more reason,” I demand as I trap her, my lower body pinning her, and I capture one leg between both of mine.

  Her laughter ceases abruptly, and her eyes widen. “He’s huge,” she says in a whisper.

  We both go silent for a few seconds. Then I nod approvingly and end the torment. “You have proven your loyalty to the cause.”

/>   I look down at her. Her hair falls in a wild mess, her black tank rides up her stomach, revealing inches of soft flesh, and her breath comes in heavy pants. This is the moment when I should move off her. I really should. She’s not wiggling anymore. She’s not fighting me. I’m supposed to let go, offer her a hand, and take her ring shopping.

  But her eyes seem different. I’ve never seen them like this. Something vulnerable flickers through them. “We should practice,” she says in a soft voice, her words landing on the air like snowflakes.

  “Practice?” I repeat, because though I’m pretty confident what she means, I don’t want to assume anything.

  Her lips part, and her tongue slides across the bottom one. “What we did on the street. So it’s believable.”

  “Is kissing part of the charade?”

  She nods. “I can’t imagine two people who just got engaged wouldn’t kiss at least once tomorrow at the dinner event. It would make it more believable, don’t you think? Can’t look like the first time we’ve done it.”

  “Right. Like in the movies where a man and woman have to share a hotel room at some inn, and they pretend to be together, and the innkeeper says at dinner, ‘Kiss the girl.’ That’s what you mean, right?”

  She smiles beneath me, then she bites the corner of her lip like she did at the coffee shop. At the time, I resisted the impulse to give her a quick peck. Now, I don’t. I press my lips to that corner and kiss her.

  A soft kiss.

  I pull back. Her chest rises and falls. Her eyes look wild. “Is that what you want?”

  “No,” she says.

  “What do you want?”

  “A real kiss. I want to know how my fiancé kisses for real. Not just a soft little kiss on the street.”

  “A real kiss. Are you sure?”

  “Yes. Why wouldn’t I be sure? You’re not a horrid kisser, are you?” Her hand flies to her mouth. “Oh my God. That’s it. You kiss in some weird way,” she says as she takes her hand off her mouth.

  “That just earned you serious proof of the opposite. Because I promise you, I will kiss you in the only way you should be kissed.”

  “What way is that?”

  I gaze into her eyes, move my hips against her thigh so she can feel more of me, then say, “A real kiss should get you wet.”

  She gasps, and I dip my mouth to hers and kiss the sound away.

  She led our first kiss. She caught me off guard on the street with a fantastic ambush, but this kiss is mine.

  I control it. I lead it. And I want to tease her. To make her squirm again, only this time with desire. This time she’ll be writhing to get closer to me, not to escape. I slide my tongue across her lips, and she opens them, inviting me to kiss her deeper. I don’t heed her wishes. Instead, I move to her jawline, kissing her there, along her soft skin, and up to her ear. Her skin tastes amazing, like sunshine and cherries, and maybe that’s the lotion she put on a few minutes ago, or maybe it’s just her natural scent. Either way, it drives me crazy. My bones hum with desire as I travel to the shell of her ear. I flick my tongue against her earlobe, and she moans.

  “Ohhhh.”

  It’s not the sound she made on the street. It’s louder. It’s freer. It’s unleashed.

  And I fucking love it.

  She pushes her hips up against me, trying to get closer.

  I steal a glance at her closed eyes, the flush in her cheeks, the redness in her lips. She’s the piece of chocolate cake in front of me that I must consume. All of it. Now. Every bite.

  I rope my hands in her hair, the blonde strands spilling over my fingers in a golden tumble. With all this fantastic hair in my hands, I’m compelled to tug it. When I do, she draws a sharp breath that turns into a soft moan. My fingers curl around her skull, and I grip her head tightly, holding her in place.

  Returning to her mouth, I stop teasing.

  Instead, I turn it up.

  Crank the volume.

  Kiss her hard.

  Devour her.

  Our tongues tangle, our teeth click, and I swear she’s melting under me, beneath me, into me. My veins thrum with lust, my cock is steel in my pants, and my brain is zeroed in on one thing—a kiss that makes her wet.

  It takes all my resistance not to run my hand up her thigh, under her skirt, and across the panel of those white see-through bikini panties. But I don’t have to touch her to verify she’s turned on beyond any and all reason. I know in the little murmurs she makes, in the way her arms slink around my neck, in how her fingers curl into the ends of my hair. Most of all, the confirmation comes in the way she tries to rock into me. Her hips shift, move, seeking me out, and briefly my restraint snaps.

  I move quickly, wedging myself between her thighs, thrusting once against her. A sexy cry escapes her lips. Her hands fly to my ass. The restraint breaks once more as she parts her legs for me, making room, inviting me to dry hump her on the couch.

  Oh hell, do I want to RSVP to this offer. If I do, in a few more seconds her legs will be wrapped around my hips, and I’ll want to be fucking her. Friends or strangers, how could I not want to fuck her? She’s hot, she’s ready, and she’s raring to go.

  I want to tug off those panties, sink into her heat.

  But she’s my best friend, and I can’t do that.

  Somehow, my common sense grabs the steering wheel, wresting control from my dick.

  I break the kiss and jump away from her, standing in seconds. I need air. I need space. If I stay a second longer I’ll push the both of us too far, and I don’t want her to know the battle that just waged in my head. I give my best casual shrug, then say, “I don’t even have to ask if that got you wet.”

  She blinks.

  She scoffs.

  She sits up and straightens her spine, squaring her shoulders. “I bet you’d like to know, cocky bastard,” she says, as she smooths out her shirt, adjusting it, then her skirt.

  The moment is awkward. We were on the precipice of dry humping, but now we’re tossing zingers, and I’m still aroused to painful levels. This can’t happen again. We’ve conducted the test; she won’t feel uncomfortable pretending to be with me, and that’s all there is to it. Onward and upward, and the show must go on.

  A family show. Not fucking porn.

  She gets up and slips around the corner into her bedroom, and I use the break to adjust myself, take a deep breath, and imagine a locker room full of hairy men.

  Fuck, I want to gag.

  But it works. My erection fades away.

  She returns, and when she bends over to grab her purse, I can’t help but notice she’s wearing the black lace thong now.

  I look away so the grin on my face doesn’t reveal my complete cocky bastard-dom.

  CHAPTER NINE

  “So how about those Mets?”

  As the elevator doors spread open on her floor, I guide the conversation away from that practice session on her couch. The final practice session. No more kissing rehearsals. Too dangerous.

  “They’re having a good season,” she says as she yanks her purse strap higher on her shoulder, not entirely taking the bait.

  “Good pitching will do that for you,” I say, pressing the button for the lobby and wondering when was the last time that we talked about baseball to cover up an uncomfortable moment. She’s a hard-core fan, due in no small part to the fact that she regularly crushes it in her fantasy baseball league. I’ve often told her if our bars fizzle, she should be a general manager, but she just laughs and tells me baseball is her love so she wants to keep it pure.

  Right now, it’s not pure. It’s a goddamn metaphor for a true awkward moment. “Are you still killing it with your lineup?”

  She turns to me, her brown eyes intensely serious. “I meant it earlier when I said no dating this week. I need to know that you’re okay with that. Not even after hours.”

  And we’re done with the baseball bullshit.

  “Of course,” I say quickly, tugging on my tie and acting offended. “I
can’t believe you think I can’t manage a week without sex.”

  She shakes her head as the elevator chugs down. “This might seem silly to you, since this is a pretend relationship, but after what happened with Bradley…”

  “Charlotte, I swear. I’m on the wagon for the next week,” I say, holding up three fingers. “Scout’s honor.”

  “You were never a boy scout.”

  “True. But I also don’t cheat, whether I’m in a fake relationship or a real one.”

  She arches an eyebrow. “Have you ever been in a real one?”

  “Sure. And by real, you mean the type of relationship where I know her last name, right?” I say, deadpan.

  She crosses her arms. “Let me amend that. Have you ever been in a relationship that lasted longer than a fortnight?”

  I make a snooty sound. “Fortnight. Aren’t you fancy?”

  “And Amanda from college doesn’t count.”

  “Why not? I went out with her for four months. But yes. I have,” I say, though I’m pretty damn sure I haven’t. But my ability to sustain a long-term commitment isn’t the point of this conversation. The point is whether my dick practices serial monogamy. “And I’ll keep it in my pants for the next week, like I said I would. While we’re at it, the same goes for you.”

  “You don’t even have to worry about that.”

  “You mean this isn’t going to cramp your style?” I ask, as the elevator slows at the lobby.

  She scoffs. “Like that’s possible.”

  “No hot dates on the agenda for the next week?”

  She raises her hands and lifts all ten fingers. “It’s been ten months for me,” she says sharply as the doors whoosh open.

  We walk across the lobby and onto Lexington, where the Uber car I ordered is waiting. I open the door for her, and she slides across. I follow her, and we buckle in. Things feel normal again between us, like we’ve slid out of the tunnel of awkward, and it’s now just us.

  “Ten months without a relationship, you mean?” I ask, since I know she hasn’t been involved with anyone since the split. But come to think of it, she hasn’t mentioned any dates either. Even though she doesn’t kiss and tell, she still probably would have said something if she’d had a good date.