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  They lie.

  At this point, I’d give my spleen just for a closet under a staircase. Wait, I take that back. I like my spleen. It’d have to be a closet on the first floor for me to give up an organ, even one I can easily live without.

  “What do you think? You up for it?” Erica asks, in what no doubt is her best sexy-as-sin voice. “Bob said he’s fine with you being here, too.”

  I frown. “Bob?” Immediately, I want to take back the question because I’ve got a sinking feeling Bob could be her vibrator, and I walked right into that one.

  “Bob, my husband,” she says matter-of-factly, and now I wish we were talking about a toy.

  “That’s quite generous of him,” I deadpan. “And please let him know that while I appreciate his magnanimity, a mattress in the locker room just opened up.”

  I turn off my phone and head inside, my quick break over. Sandy, the curly-haired charge nurse, marches up to me, a serious look on her face as she tips her head toward the nearby exam room. But the tiniest twinkle in her gray eyes tells me my newest patient’s situation isn’t dire.

  “Room two. Foreign body stuck in the forehead,” she tells me. That’s my cue to forget about square footage and unconventional living arrangements.

  When I stride into the exam room, I find an angular, blond Aquaman perched on the edge of the hospital bed.

  “I’m Doctor Summers. Nice threads.” I flash a quick smile. Always helps to defuse the situation. And besides, if I reacted to the three-inch shard of glass sticking out of the forehead of the guy in the green costume, they should take my goddamn license away.

  He shoots me a rueful grin as he glances at his getup. The polyester outfit is torn down the right arm and ripped along the thigh.

  “Looks like a fun morning,” I say, eyeing the crystal fragment in his skin. “Let me guess. Your forehead got intimately acquainted with a chandelier?”

  He nods guiltily, the look in his eyes telling me he wasn’t trying to fly.

  “And let me hazard another guess.” I stroke my chin. “You were trying to spice up your sex life by testing the whole idea of hanging from the chandeliers.”

  He swallows, gives another small nod, then an unsteady yup. “Can you get it out?”

  “That’s what she said,” I say, and he chuckles. I pat his shoulder. “Couldn’t resist, but the answer is yes, and there will only be a small scar. I’m excellent at stitches.”

  He takes a deep breath, and I get to work, numbing his forehead before I remove the glass. We chat as I go, making small talk about his fondness for superheroes, then I tell him the latest of my apartment hunt woes.

  “Manhattan is crazy,” he says. “Even in commercial real estate, it’s all gone through the roof.” Then he adds, almost sheepishly. “Though, I can’t complain since that’s my business.”

  “Smart man. Square footage in this city is like a precious jewel,” I say as I finish work on the stitches.

  Twenty minutes later, I’ve sewn up his forehead, and a nurse returns with the shard in a plastic Bio-hazard bag. She hands it to me, and I pass it on to the rightful owner.

  “A souvenir of today’s visit to the ER,” I tell the guy, and he takes the bag.

  “Thanks, Doc. The sad thing is we didn’t even get to the main event.”

  “That’s why it’s an urban myth. You can’t really do it while hanging from the chandelier. And hey, next time you’re feeling adventurous, take a cooking class and then go home and use the table for dessert, okay? But make sure it’s a nice, smooth wood because I don’t want to have to remove a three-inch splinter from your gluteus maximus. That’s not as good a war story.”

  He nods crisply. “I promise. No more acrobatics.”

  “But kudos on having a woman who likes you that much,” I say as we leave the room.

  He tilts his head. “How’d you know she likes me?”

  I nod toward the row of chairs in the waiting room at the end of the hallway. A dark-haired woman in a busty emerald-green costume nibbles on her lip and checks her watch. When she raises her face, her eyes light up as they land on Aquaman.

  “I’m guessing the mermaid brought you in? And waited for you?”

  “Yeah,” Aquaman says with a dopey smile as he looks at his woman.

  “Bed tonight. Use the bed, man,” I say in a low voice.

  He gives me a thumbs up as he leaves.

  And, that’s today’s latest chapter in the tales of the naughty deeds that land you in the ER. Yesterday, it was a zipper malfunction. Last week, it was a fracture from a back handspring. Yeah, you don’t want to know what was fractured.

  * * * *

  Later, when my shift ends, I change into my street clothes in the locker room, button my jeans, and tug on a T-shirt. I rake my fingers through my hair, grab my shades, and leave the workday behind me. The second the doors slide shut at Mercy Hospital, I turn off the medical portion of my brain, plug in my headphones, and crank up the audiobook I’ve been listening to lately. It’s on the theory of chaos, and it keeps me company as I head to Greenwich Village to meet a friend.

  Once downtown, I leave the subway in a throng of New Yorkers on a warm June day and make my way to the Sugar Love Sweet Shop to meet my friend Josie.

  Yes, this friend happens to possess boobs.

  Because I have another theory—men and women can be friends. Great friends. Even if the woman happens to be the owner of the most fantastic pair of breasts this man has ever seen. A body is a body is a body. I can appreciate her figure empirically, in all its curves and softness, and that doesn’t mean I want to hang from the chandeliers with her, or even screw her on a table.

  Fine, I’ll concede she’s totally table screwable, but I don’t let myself think of Josie that way.

  Even if she looks amazing in that pink scoop-neck T-shirt and a cute little polka-dot apron tied around her waist.

  When she spots me, she waves and calls me into the candy shop.

  I go, and my mouth is only watering because I like sweet things.

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  Table of Contents

  Book Description

  Prologue

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Epilogue

  Chapter One